THE WORLD ACCORDING TO
IAN
Yes, my name is actually Ian Ono. I have been teased relentlessly
throughout my life. Once, in high school, I posed for a local paper in
Hawaii with the bass clarinet player, of my high school's wind ensamble.
The photographer asked the conductor what my name was. When he told him,
the photographer responded with, "Ian Ono? Ian Ono? Nobody is
named Ian Ono". In that edition I was forever known as Ian Ota.
Anyway, here are the stuff I had to hear growing up (in chronological
order). If you think of anything original, please
write me.
Oh-no As in "Oh-no it's Ian".
Ono (Hawaiian) Delicious. As in
"This food is so Ono".
Ono (Hawaiian) Acanthocybium
Solanderi, or commonly known as wahoo, is a type of deep
sea fish, named for its sweet tasting meat.
Ono-no-no From the 1980 animated film
"Animal Olympics". Ono-no-no was the great killer whale who
won the the silver medal in the 100m swim. He was beaten by an otter,
you figure. by Kyle Iwai
Ono (Japanese) A Battle axe.
Dr. O'no The Irish nemisis of James Bond.
by John Townsend
A temperal view of Haleakala (on Maui)
Things to do:
| Long Term | Short Term |
|---|
| Get a PhD in Chemistry | Finish Project |
| Get a Life | Find a Life to Get |
| Find Miss Right | Find Miss Right Now |
| Be Happy | Dream about Being Happy |
Background:
The history of the Ono and Chun clan.